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rounds of M-16 ammunition, a squadron of
reconnaissance planes, and helicopters.
The declassified papers also indicate that
the Pentagon's presence at Wounded Knee
may have prevented the F.B.I. and federal
marshals from escalating the protest into a
violent shootout. Internal government
memos state that army officers overruled
federal police officials who wanted to
overrun Wounded Knee with a large
invading force.
Cops Nab Enema Bandit
(ZNS) A 30-year-old man suspected of
being t he notorious "enema bandit" pleaded
guilty this week to six counts of armed
robbery.
Court records show that Michael Kenyon
of Urbana, Illinois, administered enemas to
women victims in three of the six robberies
he was charged with.
From 1965 to last May, police had
received at least 10 reports of a mysterious
ski-masked man forcibly administering
enemas to female victims before robbing
them at gunpoint. The last of the enema
attacks, which usually involved university
coeds, took place last May, shortly before
Kenyon was arrested for robbery.
Police in Urbana say they believe Kenyon
The board also found that even among the
college trained, there is a considerable
economic gap between men and women.
Male college graduates earned an average
of $17,200 last year, while women college
graduates earned $10,400 on the average.
Women college graduates, the board
found, earned less on the average than men
who didn't even finish high school.
And Now ... Super Pot
(ZNS) Researchers at the University of
Mississippi have been receiving marijuana
samples from all over the United States in
an effort to determine if pot in the U.S. is
getting stronger.
Doctor Coy Waller has launched the
study at the request of the U.S. government
after finding indications that today's dope is
more potent than ever. Doctor Waller told
Congress recently that, just a few years
ago, potent marijuana in the U.S. never
contained more than 1.5 to 2 percent of
T.H.C., the active ingredient in pot.
The doctor warned that today, however,
some weed being sold on the streets is 6
percent T.H.C. The Mississippi crash study
was launched in an effort to find out where
the potent weed is coming from and what
can be done to stop it.
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was finally arrested after he became
"progressively sloppier" in the manner in
which he committed his crimes. Officers
suggest Kenyon wanted to be caught.
No Late Drinking Either
(ZNS) A Baptist church in Tallahassee,
Florida, launched a campaign against the
evils of rock music last week by tossing
$2200 worth of Elton John, Rolling Stones,
Beatles and other records into a giant
bonfire.
The Reverend Charles Boykin of the
Lakewood Baptist Church told the
gathering around the roaring blaze that
rock music is sinful because it "appeals to
the flesh", mainly through its sensual beat.
The reverend added that he had seen
statistics which showed (quote) "of 1000
girls who became pregnant out of wedlock,
984 committed fornication while rock music
was being played."
Blah Blah
(ZNS) For whatever it's worth, a new
survey has found that Americ~'ns talk
nearly twice as much as the Japanese.
The joint-survey, conducted both in
Hawaii and Japan, found that the typical
American spends an average of six hours
and 43 minutes per day gabbing or
gossiping with someone else.
In comparison, the average Japanese
citizen in the survey yakked away for only
three hours and 31 minutes a day.
No ERA in Pay
(ZNS) A private research group in New
York has found that despite the women's
liberation movement, women on the
average earned $5000 less last year than
male workers did.
The Conference Board of New York, a
group of economic researchers, reports that
women who work full time now average
only $6800 a year, 43 percent below the
$11,800 salary of men holding full time jobs.
Polar Bears Fake Pregnancies
(ZNS) Would bears actually fake a
pregnancy?
Eight polar bears at the Detroit Zoo give
every indication that they're pregnant, but
zoo keepers are not so sure.
Curator William Austin says he suspects
that all eight bears are pretending they're
pregnant so they can stay all winter in the
maternity ward, instead of hibernating out
in the cold.
Austin explains that a bear cub weighs
one pound at birth, so it is almost impossible
to tell whether the 700 pound females are
really pregnant. The zookeeper adds,
however, that th e private rooms and extras
make the maternity dens "pretty
attractive;" he suspects that all eight bears
are just freeloading to "get away from it
all."
CIA's
"Health Alteration Commission"
(ZNS) The Senate Select Committee on
Intelligence reports that one word which
was completely absent from the C.I.A,'s
glossary of dirty tricks was the word
'.'assassination."
According to a 1961 C.I.A. notebook,
words such as "terminating" or "elim-
inating" were used instead. Other
acceptable terms, according to agency
documents, were "incapacitating" or
conducting an "executive action" against
various "targets."
A committee set up inside the C.I.A. to
oversee possible assassination plots was
known as "The Health Alteration
Committee,"
According to the Senate report, that
committee once ordered that an Iraqi
colonel be permanently "incapacitated."
Before the order was caried out, the "Health
Alteration Committee" received a report
back from a field agent that the Iraqi was
already "incapacitated", that he had (quote)
"suffered a terminal illness before a firing
squad in Baghdad."
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